SANS ISC: Merry Festivus: Commence the "Airing of Infosec Grievaces"

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Infosec greivances ..

If you've installed a fake antivirus app or other malware, things are slow because there must be a network problem

If you are watching TV over the internet, and you've told all your friends to watch TV as well, things are slow because of the network

If someone in IT is downloading movies - things are slow because of a network problem

If the DBA's have started teh database server indexing and the drives lights are on solid - it must be a network problem

If the Backups run past 9am and things are slow - it must be a network problem

If the APPDev team has just updated the ERP App and things are slow - it must be a network problem

If server access slow and the event log is full of RAID error messages, it must be a network problem


In short, if nothing has been recabled or unplugged - IT PROBABLY IS NOT A NETWORK ISSUE